SELINA MAY. I’m me, whatever that is. Straight but not narrow.Tumblr (3.0; @nofirewithoutsparks)http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ac66aad5192be905e3d9eb56dae1347/tumblr_ml2nqxUkyB1qm1z0oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ven0moth.tumblr.com/post/47677257112">ven0moth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no iphone</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50271920635http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50271920635Mon, 13 May 2013 03:38:13 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0d9113fd672fb039e1cf73698060fa3/tumblr_mlj3h9HVOk1qgf0w3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a70345e6b6dfdfe17f39a028d32f6868/tumblr_mlj3h9HVOk1qgf0w3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57e39c894f7d2394b05a8dc8556deda8/tumblr_mlj3h9HVOk1qgf0w3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/509197482fe6cd4eb00780a74182684c/tumblr_mlj3h9HVOk1qgf0w3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecakebar.tumblr.com/post/48397355299/apple-pie-baked-inside-of-apples-tutorial">thecakebar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://recipesweet.net/apple-lattice-pies/">Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial</a></p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50264391315http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50264391315Mon, 13 May 2013 01:53:08 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/49666159882">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*takes long drag of cigarette* now i know u might think ur better than other people because you’re skinnier, or curvier, or straighter, or gayer, or lighter, or darker *exhales smoke* but ur not *takes another drag* everyone is a human being with feelings and being rude to them doesn’t make you any better *flips ashes* so stop</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50198158382http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50198158382Sun, 12 May 2013 07:53:13 +1000<blockquote> <p><span>its-a me twerkio</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e7b115ee94a3406351e47bceb94ce510/tumblr_inline_mie6lqYNCp1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50196458591http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50196458591Sun, 12 May 2013 07:29:15 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aiclan.tumblr.com/post/33898520199/nice-legs-daisy-dukes-makes-a-man-go-noot-noot">aiclan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5fes7y7H1qczm6y.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50196455471http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50196455471Sun, 12 May 2013 07:29:12 +1000<a href="http://justleftofcenterstage.tumblr.com/post/50196204699/i-havent-read-anything-saying-this-but-my">Hope is not crazy.: “I haven’t read anything saying this, but my intuition says —” you...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justleftofcenterstage.tumblr.com/post/50196204699/i-havent-read-anything-saying-this-but-my">justleftofcenterstage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I haven’t read anything saying this, but my intuition says —”</p> <p>you know what</p> <p>I</p> <p>do not</p> <p>give a fuck</p> <p>about your intuition.</p> <p>I could not care less, in fact I ANTI-CARE about what your intuition says.</p> <p>You know why?</p> <p>Because some people’s intuition says that it’s wrong for gay people to exist.</p> <p>Some people’s intuition says that one race of person is inherently superior to another race.</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50196349019http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50196349019Sun, 12 May 2013 07:27:44 +1000<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F4689302&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chasingpictures.tumblr.com/post/18506315349/ifyouwerealien-silentdetonations-tik-tok">chasingpictures</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ifyouwerealien.tumblr.com/post/18411503506/silentdetonations-tik-tok-by-ke-ha-and">ifyouwerealien</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://silentdetonations.tumblr.com/post/18410387460/tik-tok-by-ke-ha-and-come-together-by-the">silentdetonations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup</small></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6v3z1cg51qfsvvk.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I… I don’t know how I feel about this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reading the song title:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo9xbNhAC1r3zat8.gif"/></p> <p>While listening to the song:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvi2jMHHT1r3zat8.gif"/></p> <p>After listening to the song:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqikfehCFd1qafrh6.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>the gifs are so accurate.</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50193853654http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50193853654Sun, 12 May 2013 06:52:50 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae3d4da2f0de6ad4873167bdcdffe1be/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/431522e6a5a6d989e10cbc463f38f870/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4478361f756871f440712f2a22e723fb/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c48ba665e6fcdd6386ccaccde70356cc/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a80da63aadf53551d14f98f5f96d4467/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bdee16fc0828f2bffc0341f17fe2de2/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o6_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cb24425b9578e1cfa3ce757e8b4fded/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c2815353a62e7520a113793c42fbb2b/tumblr_mmlqsfjnl41raxvr4o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“I love you because you could love somebody else, yet still you love me. Just me.”</small></p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50193236841http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50193236841Sun, 12 May 2013 06:44:03 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwjglzSDut1r1wpbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selfproclaimedotaku.tumblr.com/post/20943313496/michael-you-know-what-michael-you-know-what">selfproclaimedotaku</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Michael</p> <p><img alt="image" height="500" src="http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmichael-stompdragon.jpg" width="289"/></p> <p>you know what Michael</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmichael-stompsatan.jpg"/></p> <p>YOU KNOW WHAT</p> <p><img alt="image" height="600" src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6lqi8RGnJ1qckq2co1_500.jpg" width="408"/></p> <p>MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmichael-angels.jpg"/></p> <p>I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU</p> <p><img alt="image" height="699" src="http://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stmichael.jpg" width="401"/></p> <p>MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://friendsofparkinsonspark.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/michael-lucifer.jpg"/></p> <p><strong><em>FUCK.</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>oh good lord, I’m like dying…cracking up at this…</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50193033673http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50193033673Sun, 12 May 2013 06:41:13 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherlocksmyth.tumblr.com/post/46960710202/sherlocksmyth-one-time-my-religion-teacher-who">sherlocksmyth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherlocksmyth.tumblr.com/post/46960585328/one-time-my-religion-teacher-who-has-a-monobrow">sherlocksmyth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside</p> </blockquote> <p>when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50191815876http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50191815876Sun, 12 May 2013 06:24:03 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galaxys4.tumblr.com/post/49391478130">galaxys4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50190544366http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50190544366Sun, 12 May 2013 06:06:03 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef6c86781877b8ee6eb26654c052cf2e/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/678332037506d3b40ba24dbc066ed9f5/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2326b4653373054202fe2fa806df4a7d/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9012d5bccd02465f5efcd4e95689e29a/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09c0db8a623c4019b278802f9362be47/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/341c0041d674d2d5cdba4832204b8974/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/159a6b27e383075864d95b88ef039788/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19339823b611e37cf09b22bcded16cc7/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80cb0faaa6d2cf00e0d6be136ff96f51/tumblr_mminzicWSg1r9hlt2o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://walkamongstthestars.tumblr.com/post/49995707259/by-the-time-benedict-cumberbatch">walkamongstthestars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>By the time Benedict Cumberbatch arrived… <em>everybody</em> was in on it.</small></p> </blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG5vywn1YRU">x</a>]<small> The final installment to the neutron cream saga.</small></p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50118670954http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50118670954Sat, 11 May 2013 08:40:05 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceddlHijp1qhdkluo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceddlHijp1qhdkluo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceddlHijp1qhdkluo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceddlHijp1qhdkluo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceddlHijp1qhdkluo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceddlHijp1qhdkluo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://silverdreaming.tumblr.com/post/50118430174">silverdreaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://domesticated-chaos.tumblr.com/post/50117575933/sterek-au-ish-in-which-stiles-is-one-of-us-im">domesticated-chaos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://silverdreaming.tumblr.com/tagged/sterek%20au">Sterek AU</a></strong>…<em>ish</em>? In which Stiles is one of us.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not sure this is AU. This is pretty much how I saw the scene in the show.</p> </blockquote> <p>Is this really still going around omg</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50118492084http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50118492084Sat, 11 May 2013 08:37:30 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thorinmyside.tumblr.com/post/47664335769/being-sad-while-on-tumblr-is-difficult-because">thorinmyside</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50118095691http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50118095691Sat, 11 May 2013 08:31:54 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ap-calypse.tumblr.com/post/48051834476">ap-calypse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rewolf.tumblr.com/post/48030348600/3ridan-stay-out-of-my-lana-del-way-what-the">rewolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://3ridan.tumblr.com/post/47041925156/stay-out-of-my-lana-del-way">3ridan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>stay out of my lana del way</p> </blockquote> <p>what the fuck did u just lana del say</p> </blockquote> <p>you guys are lana del gay</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117969183http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117969183Sat, 11 May 2013 08:30:10 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://msbennets.tumblr.com/post/34954456468/i-hate-it-when-people-in-real-life-think-they-like">msbennets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hate it when people in real life think they like something more than me</p> <p>like no</p> <p>u dont understand</p> <p><em>i have a blog with thousands of posts devoted to it</em></p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117723210http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117723210Sat, 11 May 2013 08:26:43 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brandnewswastikas.tumblr.com/post/50111788373/my-favorite-gift-to-give-my-loved-ones-is-wrapping">brandnewswastikas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My favorite gift to give my loved ones is wrapping paper folded into a rectangular shape several times so it looks like a little box. You have to use quite a bit of wrapping paper to give it the proper dimensions, but it’s worth the time and effort.</p> <p>The person that receives the gift unwraps and unwraps until there’s nothing left, and by then you’re already in your car on the way to police station to report a crime you just committed - blowing through a red light on your way to the police station. The original reason you were headed there was because that’s where you work. You are a police.</p> <p>Now you’re worried that you’re never going to become the chief if you keep running red lights on your way to work every day. Maybe you should leave a little bit earlier so you’re not always in such a hurry.</p> <p>“But my favorite show comes on right before work and if I leave earlier, I’ll miss the end of it,” you think to yourself.</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117216178http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117216178Sat, 11 May 2013 08:19:35 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brandnewswastikas.tumblr.com/post/50111788373/my-favorite-gift-to-give-my-loved-ones-is-wrapping">brandnewswastikas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My favorite gift to give my loved ones is wrapping paper folded into a rectangular shape several times so it looks like a little box. You have to use quite a bit of wrapping paper to give it the proper dimensions, but it’s worth the time and effort.</p> <p>The person that receives the gift unwraps and unwraps until there’s nothing left, and by then you’re already in your car on the way to police station to report a crime you just committed - blowing through a red light on your way to the police station. The original reason you were headed there was because that’s where you work. You are a police.</p> <p>Now you’re worried that you’re never going to become the chief if you keep running red lights on your way to work every day. Maybe you should leave a little bit earlier so you’re not always in such a hurry.</p> <p>“But my favorite show comes on right before work and if I leave earlier, I’ll miss the end of it,” you think to yourself.</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117121331http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117121331Sat, 11 May 2013 08:18:14 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brandnewswastikas.tumblr.com/post/50111788373/my-favorite-gift-to-give-my-loved-ones-is-wrapping">brandnewswastikas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My favorite gift to give my loved ones is wrapping paper folded into a rectangular shape several times so it looks like a little box. You have to use quite a bit of wrapping paper to give it the proper dimensions, but it’s worth the time and effort.</p> <p>The person that receives the gift unwraps and unwraps until there’s nothing left, and by then you’re already in your car on the way to police station to report a crime you just committed - blowing through a red light on your way to the police station. The original reason you were headed there was because that’s where you work. You are a police.</p> <p>Now you’re worried that you’re never going to become the chief if you keep running red lights on your way to work every day. Maybe you should leave a little bit earlier so you’re not always in such a hurry.</p> <p>“But my favorite show comes on right before work and if I leave earlier, I’ll miss the end of it,” you think to yourself.</p> </blockquote>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117099870http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50117099870Sat, 11 May 2013 08:17:56 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sigur-roskolnikov.tumblr.com/post/50115048343/things-i-would-sooner-have-the-doctors-name">sigur-roskolnikov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>The coughing sound you make after you swallow a bug while riding your bike</li> <li>A stomach gurgle</li> <li>The entire text of James Joyce’s <em>Ulysses</em></li> <li>Steve Holt!</li> <li>A picture of a piece of toast</li> <li>Manfred</li> </ul></blockquote> <p></p>http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50116956671http://nofirewithoutsparks.tumblr.com/post/50116956671Sat, 11 May 2013 08:15:56 +1000