ven0moth:

no iphone

ven0moth:

no iphone

(via forevercryingbecausemerlin)

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

(via nininghasfeelings)

egberts:

*takes long drag of cigarette* now i know u might think ur better than other people because you’re skinnier, or curvier, or straighter, or gayer, or lighter, or darker *exhales smoke* but ur not *takes another drag* everyone is a human being with feelings and being rude to them doesn’t make you any better *flips ashes* so stop

(via senpai-dixie-kong)

its-a me twerkio

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(Source: senpai-dixie-kong, via tweenking)

aiclan:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT

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(via jakemalik)

Hope is not crazy.: “I haven’t read anything saying this, but my intuition says —” you...

justleftofcenterstage:

“I haven’t read anything saying this, but my intuition says —”

you know what

I

do not

give a fuck

about your intuition.

I could not care less, in fact I ANTI-CARE about what your intuition says.

You know why?

Because some people’s intuition says that it’s wrong for gay people to exist.

Some people’s intuition says that one race of person is inherently superior to another race.

chasingpictures:

ifyouwerealien:

silentdetonations:

“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup

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I… I don’t know how I feel about this.

Reading the song title:

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While listening to the song:

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After listening to the song:

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the gifs are so accurate.

(via grapewallofchina)

“I love you because you could love somebody else, yet still you love me. Just me.”

(Source: crackjuice, via bbrando)

selfproclaimedotaku:


Michael

you know what Michael

YOU KNOW WHAT

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT

I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU

MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-

FUCK.

oh good lord, I’m like dying…cracking up at this…

selfproclaimedotaku:

Michael

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you know what Michael

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YOU KNOW WHAT

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MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT

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I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU

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MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-

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FUCK.

oh good lord, I’m like dying…cracking up at this…

(via iodideions)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via jcatgrl)

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(Source: galaxys4, via enstasy)

walkamongstthestars:

By the time Benedict Cumberbatch arrived… everybody was in on it.

[x] The final installment to the neutron cream saga.

(via mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet)

silverdreaming:

domesticated-chaos:

Sterek AUish? In which Stiles is one of us.

I’m not sure this is AU. This is pretty much how I saw the scene in the show.

Is this really still going around omg

thorinmyside:

being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

(via masou-shoujo)

ap-calypse:

rewolf:

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

what the fuck did u just lana del say

you guys are lana del gay

(via masou-shoujo)